Temporal Pre-Existing Conditions Policy

What is a Temporal Pre-Existing Condition?

A Temporal Pre-Existing Condition is a condition that existed prior to the point of temporal reevaluation. This can include, but is not limited to:

• Being born on a Tuesday
• Having eaten a sandwich in 1999
• Knowing the answer to the ultimate question of life and the universe

How will Pre-Existing Conditions be evaluated?

Our team of highly trained temporal auditors will scour the timestream, gathering evidence and interviewing witnesses to determine the extent of each Pre-Existing Condition.

What are the consequences of having a Pre-Existing Condition?

Those who are found to have a Pre-Existing Condition may be subject to additional taxation, mandatory therapy, and/or forced reeducation. In extreme cases, they may even be sent back in time to relive a past life.

Can I appeal the decision?

No. You may, however, request to be evaluated again in a different timeline.

Is this policy retroactive?

Yes. All decisions will be made with the benefit of hindsight.